WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a twist? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could snap any second.